killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

imheretoravishyou:

Continuing my trend of not being able to draw a Free comic without Rin in it

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meladoodle:

I hate it when I offer someone m&ms and then they put their hand out like a bowl. What the fuck dude. Like you’ve left me with two options: either I look like an asshole when only two come out or I run the risk of pouring half the packet out and hating life because I can’t take any back because I’ll look like the same asshole in exhibit A. Fuck you. Fuck you and your bowl hands

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

virginiabluebells:

why are people always so pissy about the fact that taylor swift writes the majority of her songs about love and relationships like she’s a 23 year old white girl from pennsylvania what do you want her to write about the thug life

baby: m..m-m...ma...
mom: mama? are you trying to say mama?
baby: m..mATOI RYUKO!!!!
sister: KIRYUIN SATSUKI!!!

charlottelabouff:

wonderfulhighschoollife:

Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children

askclint:

when your selfie gets more than 1 note

askclint:

when your selfie gets more than 1 note

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

firlalaith:

mar-zanna:

let-us-get-down-my-dear-watson:

LISTEN UP
THIS IS IMPORTANT. Take a dollar and get a freaking card and send it to this kid. Heck MAKE ONE. Take 2 minutes to do something good and humanish today people. PLEASE I AM ASKING YOU TO DO THIS.

I’m going to do this

I really want to send him a card, but I don’t have a really good card to send him right now. So I’m gonna reblog this so that my followers can send him birthday cards. If you won’t do it for him, then do it for me.
Because not only is this kid named Danny (like me!), but he shares the last name of my childhood best friend from back when I was his age.

firlalaith:

mar-zanna:

let-us-get-down-my-dear-watson:

LISTEN UP

THIS IS IMPORTANT. Take a dollar and get a freaking card and send it to this kid. Heck MAKE ONE. Take 2 minutes to do something good and humanish today people. PLEASE I AM ASKING YOU TO DO THIS.

I’m going to do this

I really want to send him a card, but I don’t have a really good card to send him right now. So I’m gonna reblog this so that my followers can send him birthday cards. If you won’t do it for him, then do it for me.

Because not only is this kid named Danny (like me!), but he shares the last name of my childhood best friend from back when I was his age.

cutie-patootie-bishounen-booty:

Been home alone with sis for a week. Tomorrow’s my last day of freedom.

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Wait, technically, that’s today — it’s about 3am over here.

Tomorrow~

Tomorrow comes today~♪

Been home alone with sis for a week. Tomorrow’s my last day of freedom.

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